a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*
opening the browser in public and fogetting the last stuff you searched that’s going to pop up. Please don’t be porn, please don’t be porn, please don’t..
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest