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charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

tbdressfashion:

blouse

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

tbdressfashion:

BLACK HEELS

perks-of-being-chinese:

when you get trolled:

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage