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"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain) ←
tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

imthecoolcookie:

somethingodd:

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

Im ready to die

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant) ←

  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

hornyspice:

remember when spongebob got pranked by squidward on april fools

hornyspice:

remember when spongebob got pranked by squidward on april fools

imnotjailbait:

gaga chasing her relevancy

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