✧*。 i'm thomas & i'm in love with you and tv series. ( ) ✧*。

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

disappears:

opening the browser in public and fogetting the last stuff you searched that’s going to pop up. Please don’t be porn, please don’t be porn, please don’t..

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

assume:

deair:

so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder